Once upon a tune there was a dog. The dog was called columbo. I would have called it snoop, the ideal name for a dog. Yet I wanted to type columbo, despite not being entirely certain how to spell columbo, and so the dog is called columbo.
Columbo was a guide dog, unlike snoop dog whos a rapper, culombo went to the park one day and ‘fouled the pavement’ his owner was fined £60 on the spot by an observant community support officer.
Bastard.
The End