Columbo was on the phone to his mate one day when he reecived a text from a man at work who was probably having a poo.
Columbo did not enjoy this as he was trying to do some work himself/chat to his mate cos the work was really boring.
So COlumbo read the text, and did what the text said even though he couldnt really be arsed.
Which meant that this story is shit
The End