Last night Columbo the dog went to a house party dressed as a Zombie. He was promised it would be good, with lots of hot netball girls hosting. The reality was it was shit =(
So he got hammered and trashed the place in his inebriated state. Together with his friends they broke two chairs, put toiletries in a toilet cistern, stole some keys, CD's, porn and lots of drink. They also spilled a lot of the stolen drink all over the carpets, sofas and TV. They then got a taxi home with the same driver as earlier in the evening, as one of Columbo's mates announced that despite the girl he thought he was trying to pull only being sixteen she was still technically 'legal'. The same guy in question also received a text from a girl he did up the bum and threw up on at a club he was at a few weeks previously asking if he was out tonight. He was surpised as after the incident he, understandably, thought he'd never speak to her again! Columbo then microwaved a chicago town pizza whilst all his mug friends went wandering around fishponds looking for an open kebab shop. They were unsuccesful.