one day, while browsing something known as the 'internet', Columbo discovered cheap flights to Holland, courtesy of Europes best low cost airline. For copyright purposes, it shall be known as Bryan-air.
Columbo let out an excited woof at the thought of leaving Lodoreton, albeit briefly, and allbeit to the cesspit of Holland... where rumours had surfaced of an eastenders themed bar being built on every corner by a mysterious business man known as see-es-oh.
After an embarrassing mishap in Customs where Columbo had accidently packed his 'legal' happy pills, Columbo trotted onto the plane with a very sore anus, courtesy of a very enthusiastic cavity search.
While in Amsterdam Columbo ensured that a 'proper clart' (closest dog translation) had his head slammed into a revolving door and subsequently pushed off a bridge, which happen to occur frequesntly throughout the red kennel district.
After this act Columbo thought 'when in Rome' (though he was obviously still in Amsterdam) and headed off to club van der sexx, a wonderful purveyor of dogstitutes. As columbo flashed his clamydia-free proof card, a wonderful whore jumped forward and offered Columbo a 'sukky sukky long time'.
Though distressed by this racial slur, Columbo stepped up to the challenge and humped that girls face off. Oh yes, did i forget to mention? she was 16. at the point of climax, he howled 'ITS STILL LEGALLLLLL!' which Mike and Laura heard in Lodoreton happily awaiting Columbos triumphant return.